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Who are you cumbers?
Cucumbers in numbers
Living in my fridge
Crumpet Trumpet: a collection of haikus
Depersonalised
I sit here thinking about...
Nevermind, it's gone
Prize-winning onion
Largest vegetable kind
You'd make big men cry
Keith Roger Kenneth
Bluetac stain on plain grey wall
No pub to go to :(
A loose piece of tape
Covered in some hairy bits
You're so pointless now
Little lemon dwarf
Your tiny sour kisses
Puckered lips on fire
A little red man
His buff legs spread akimbo
Oof, that's confidence
Polly pocket clothes
Chew the rubbery texture
Actually quite nice
Little crispy crumbs
All over my bloody top
Where did you come from?
Oh my god, mohawks
Them crazy sky follicles
How d'ya get up there?
Little minion man
Banana gunned plastic dream
Think he's a cowboy?
Mingin handwriting
Stop drawing hearts on your i's
who d'ya think you are?
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